23 Adult Truths.......OH, how true!

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23 Adult Truths.......OH, how true!

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Totally me.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Oooh. That's definitely happened to me.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. I never miss a nap.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. Interestingly, there is a big internet movement to create one. Who knew?
5. How on earth are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I'm actually quite good at this.
6. Was learning cursive really necessary? It is pretty.
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Funny.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. Agreed. I'm nosy and YOU know it.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories. Oh yes.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. Hate it when that happens.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. HATE that.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. Uh huh...
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. Or any alcohol.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. How would I get to camp?
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? Guilty as charged.
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! YES!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. Hmmm... Don't agree with this one.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. Ha ha!
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. So true...